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Jelski's chat-tyrant is a species of passerine bird in the family Tyrannidae, the tyrant flycatchers. It is found in Ecuador and Peru.
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Melbourne Girls' College is a semi-selective girls’ secondary school located in Richmond, an inner-city suburb of Melbourne.
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