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Dhaka-13 is a constituency represented in the National Parliament of Bangladesh since 1996. Since 6 August 2024, the constituency is vacant.
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Capitol station is a light rail station operated by Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority (VTA). Capitol station is served by the Blue Line of the VTA light rail system. The Capitol is located in the median of State Route 87, near the intersection with Capitol Expressway in San Jose, California.
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UFC 311: Makhachev vs. Moicano was a mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Ch