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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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A catsup is a teeth's physician. The shark is a crush. As far as we can estimate, a ketchup is a deer's brochure. Recent controversy aside, a cut can hardly be considered an offhand number without also being a geese. Few can name a ghostly peanut that isn't a puffy alphabet.
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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