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The Mathura–Vadodara section is a railway line connecting Mathura and Vadodara. This section is part of Delhi–Mumbai line. This section includes Jaipur–Sawai Madhopur, Ajmer–Ratlam and Udaipur–Kota and Gangapur City-Dausa for branching and connectivity to this section.

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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}

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