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One is the first solo album, and third album overall, by jazz keyboardist Bob James. It was an important album in the early smooth jazz genre and is famous for its end track, \"Nautilus\", which became important to hip hop as one of the most sampled tracks in American music.
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Charles R. Johnson Jr. was an American politician. He served as a Republican member of the Florida House of Representatives.
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