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Pope Benedict IX, born Theophylactus of Tusculum in Rome, was the bishop of Rome and ruler of the Papal States for three periods between October 1032 and July 1048. Aged about 20 when first elected, he may have been the youngest Pope in the history of the Catholic Church. He is the only person to have been Pope more than once and the only person ever accused of selling the papacy.
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Bailey Green is a hamlet in Hampshire, England. It lies in Froxfield and Privett parish within the East Hampshire district, about 5.5 miles (9 km) north-west of Petersfield.
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